Today You Die, 2005, Action
Plot: Seagal plays the role of a Robin Hood type of thief who attempts to go legit but ends up in a web of trouble after he’s thrown in jail for a crime he didn’t commit.
Thoughts: This movie was dirt and borderline racist (had it not been for Seagal playing the lead role). The entire movie felt like he was trying to make up for leaving his black friends behind and he wanted to get back in touch with his roots. He talked with an accent that was a mixture of broken English and random slang.
Besides that the movie was just as random as the rest. People are killed when they can be easily detained and Seagal shows off his skills (while he still has them). Bad movie. Good laughs.
1.6/5
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