MST3K: Final Justice

Plot: A Texas Ranger (played by Joe Don Baker) finds his way to the island of Malta, where he is tracking some sort of poor man’s Mafia.

Thoughts: I didn’t think it could get much better than Soultaker, but this one raised the bar. The commentary was fresh and funny and there were only a few jokes that tanked. Joe Don Baker is like an out of shape Steven Seagal (and that’s saying something) and that’s only a sliver of what this movie has to offer. From the dancers who looked at the wall the entire time while listening to the most of the wall song to the multiple boat chase scenes, this movie is worth a watch.

Good ol’ Joe Don Baker