The Muppets, 2011, ComedyPlot: The Muppets have to get back together to save their studio from an evil businessman. Thoughts: The best part about this movie is that it never stopped being about the Muppets. Segel was great at balancing the comedy, music, and feel-good moments that have made the Muppets such a wonderful andContinue reading “The Muppets”
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Inception
Inception, 2010, Sci-FiPlot: A team attempts to insert a thought into the mind of the heir to one of the world’s most successful companies. Thoughts: I’ve seen this movie much earlier than this posting indicates…I just guess it wasn’t in this year lol. This was truly a visual movie and Nolan really pushed the boundariesContinue reading “Inception”
MST3K: Warrior of the Lost World
MST3K: Warrior of the Lost World, 1993, ComedyPlot: A lone motorcyclist in a post-apocalyptic world seeks to rescue a woman who has been captured by the rulers of the land. Thoughts: This movie had it all, a wise-cracking motorcycle, bad guys in futuristic suits, a battle royale scene. I don’t know how they didn’t getContinue reading “MST3K: Warrior of the Lost World”
Mystery Team
Mystery Team, 2009, ComedyPlot: A trio of high school seniors who have been fighting crime as a detective agency for over 10 years are now facing a real life situation in which they have sworn to solve the case. Thoughts: This movie was not as harmless as I thought it would be. It featured prettyContinue reading “Mystery Team”
Scream 4
Scream 4, 2011, HorrorPlot: The scream guy just can’t leave his old victims alone. Someone, get me out of this movie! Thoughts: Sorry excuse for a horror movie (though it’s not really my genre) I was very disappointed and couldn’t even finish the flick. I’m tired of the same premise, though I can appreciate theContinue reading “Scream 4”
Out for a Kill
Out for a Kill, 2003, ActionPlot: Seagal battles the Chinese Mafia after they set him up and kill his wife. Thoughts: In this movie Seagal is an archaeologist…I’ll let that settle in for a minute. The most he said about any thing he found was “that is one shiny rock”. It’s ridiculous how he can getContinue reading “Out for a Kill”
Limitless
Limitless, 2011, DramaPlot: A struggling writer takes a pill that enhances his overall attributes but is detrimental to his health. Thoughts: I’ll be honest…I watched this because the Office told me to. It was not nearly as entertaining as Darrell led me to believe. The coloration was overkill (akin to Natalie Portman actually transforming into aContinue reading “Limitless”
MST3K: The Final Sacrifice
The Final Sacrifice, 1990, DramaPlot: A man and a young boy must save the world from domination from a bunch of Zionist Canadians. Thoughts: I watched the MST3K version of this movie and loved it. I can’t imagine people actually seeking out this movie, but I guess some did. The story was random, the charactersContinue reading “MST3K: The Final Sacrifice”
Gnomeo and Juliet
Gnomeo and Juliet, 2011, FamilyPlot: The Romeo and Juliet play portrayed by garden Gnomes. Plot: This movie was not as cheesy as the trailers indicated, in fact some of the parts of the movie were pretty funny. James McAvoy was featured in the film and held his role down well. With this movie you getContinue reading “Gnomeo and Juliet”
The Master of Disguise
The Master of Disguise, 2002, ComedyPlot: A young waiter finds out that he comes from a long line of masters of disguise and he must meet his destiny in order to save his parents. Thoughts: I remember this movie being a lot funnier when I was younger, guess some nostalgia wears off. Dana Carey was consideredContinue reading “The Master of Disguise”
The Film Chronicles 